Greetings internet. As you may or may not know, I am Brandon Gulya, author of the physical love advice book Remember To Use Your Genitals And Other Sex Advice By Brandon Gulya. This book has not yet been published but it is very written.
There are lots of books out there. Books about vampires…
I don’t think you understand how important and factual this tumblr and soon-to-be book by Brandon Gulya are. Read, follow, learn.
IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE BOOKS BECAUSE READING IS A WONDERFUL THING AND THE MAGIC IS IN THE WORDS SO WE SHOULD NEVER LIMIT OURSELVES BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOU FOR THE WAY THEY CHOOSE TO READ
I don’t want a Kindle, but goddamn do I agree with this. Never looked at it this way because it seemed so obvious, but it’s nice to see it written down.
if you give me unsolicited advice and you are not either someone I am already super close with or someone I would consider a ‘mentor’, I will scream “don’t you ever tell me what to do ever again” at you in front of whoever is around.
I don’t care.
Don’t tell me what to do.
I might have given Alyssa advice before. I can’t remember, but now I’m terrified to do it again. Unless I have before, in which case I’m honored to have not been publicly yelled at.
As some of you know, I had a bit of an altercation today with a woman named Diane on an airplane.
I had a great time antagonizing her, reading your responses, and just generally trying to have fun with an irritating person. But I did have a point and I just want to put it out there.
I know I can…
Absolutely brilliant. True and important.
Ice is essentially just water molecules that snuggled so closely together they got stuck. Ice is just water in love.